My Knife Loadout:
Butter Knife | Stainless Steel (Kitchen Worn) - £1.50
Plastic Toy Knife | Chew Marks (Dog Scarred) - £0.25
Safety Scissors | Covered In Glue (Paper Tested) - £0.50


If singers had a group chat together


Demi: We're cool for the summer!
Justin: Where are you now?
Selena: I just wanna look good for you
Justin: What do you mean?
Selena: I'm so sick of that same old love
Justin: Is it too late now to say sorry?
Ariana: FOCUS ON ME!
Taylor: In your wildest dreams!
Demi: What's wrong with being confident?
Adele: Hello..
Drake: You used to call me on my cell phone
The Weeknd: I only call you when it's half past 5
One Direction: But baby I'm perfect
Jimmy Fallon: ew..
5SOS: HEY EVERYBODY
Miley: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!
Sia: if you dont shut up, IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!
Walk the Moon: shut up... And dance with me.
Ellie: BURN!
Meghan: #just#got#butt#surgery... im all about that bass.
Maroon 5: sugar, yes please, your butt is way too big already.
MAGIC!: Why'd u gotta be so rude?
Kesha: im sooooo bored :( waitin for somethin interesting to happen....TIK TOK, TIK TOK.
OneRepublic: just counting stars.. omg! there's so many!
Sam: stay with me, cuz your all i need
Sia: hey baby, i have an elastic heart.
Taylor: i have a blank space for YOU Sam ;)
Jimmy Fallon: ew...
Rihanna: am i the ONLY girl in the WORLD!?
Beyonce: well, girls rule the world.
Eminem: i love the way you lie.
Britney: you wanna go!? i mean, i wanna go!
Silento: watch me.
Eminem: im not afraid!
Justin: ill show you
Camp Rock 2: it's on!
Justin: what do you mean?
Ray Rice: slaps Justin
Justin: sorry
Random Judge: NO MORE FOOTBALL, RAY RICE!
Bruno: im gonna uptown funk YOU up.
Taylor: in your wildest dreams
Jimmy Fallon: ew...
Trapqueen: 1738!
Kim kardashian: thats the amount of braincells you have
MAGIC!: why you gotta be so rude?
Kelly Clarkson: what does'nt kill you makes you stonger, right guys?
Hozier: oh god, take me to church.
Charli XCX: the fault in our stars these days...
The Weeknd: run for the HILLS!
Ray Rice: slaps the weeknd
Random Judge: First your girlfriend, now this dude?! WTF RICE!?
Michael Jackson: this is a real THRILLER.
Demi: dammm, you guys are gonna make me have a HEART ATTACK
Ed Sheeran: STOP thinking out loud people!
Pink: just give me a reason.
Maroon 5:...ANIMALS!....
Imagina Dragons: ...DEMONS!....
Shawn Mendes: your gonna need STITCHES by the time im done with you
Ariana: man, this is turning into a real PROBLEM.
Fifth Hrmony: this was so worth it.. lol!
Taylor: just shake it off
Ariana: FOCUS on the real situation people! my hair is terrible!
Katy: im gonna ROOARRR!!!!
Wiz Khalifa: see you again