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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2021 @ 4:56am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2021 @ 6:10pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 10:08am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 4:09am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 10:10pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 11:59am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 11 May, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 5:15am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 4:19am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 4:54am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 2:34am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 12:18am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 5:17am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 11 May, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2021 @ 8:17am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2021 @ 9:26am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 3:21am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 9:42am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 6:10pm



Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos