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147.1 hrs on record (142.6 hrs at review time)
I had such high hope for this game but it continues to disappoint me in mind-boggling ways... It has the most terrible moving mechanisms and in-game sound feedback. It is impossible to tell a guy from one floor to another. A guy in a building next to you sound just like another in a building on the other side of the town. It does not reward players with better aiming techniques but give players with the most passive and least fun experience a first place. Maybe it is just "different" and I should not have so much "normalized" expectations based on so many other BR games. But this game is all the WORST aspects of all FPS games miraculously cooked into a massively famous BR game, which is why the devs don't feel the need to fundamentally change their game. Some would say that this game is simulating realistic experiences. Yes, they got the guns right on point... But why do I feel like that I am trying to play ARMA II with a character with Day-Z movements trying to locate others through a living hell BBQ Satan arsehole dressed with pre-♥♥♥ hot pot of a in-game sound system? Have the developers listened to what their customers are hearing? Trying to get good at this game is like trying to become good at eating underpants that are used specifically by the People of NARNIA... This is out of this world... I need to uninstall just to get a grasp of this reality. This game and its insane popularity is making me question my existence and fundamentally shaking my beliefs and identity as a human being. I would recommend anyone who is too much joy and happiness in this life to try this game. That will do it.
Posted 3 August, 2019.
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2,504.5 hrs on record (540.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
CS is LIFE. I learned about toxicity, tilt, salt, and so much about life just from this one game. Sometimes I even want to be friends with the other team, knowing what we've all been through. Game is dead as a dry piece of log tho. 10/10.
Posted 20 July, 2019.
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