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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 11:23am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 11:01am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 11:58am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 10:17am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 10:30am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 9:04am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 10:59am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 9:12am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 10:09am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 9:08am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 10:04am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2021 @ 9:04am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2021 @ 9:31am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 6:57am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 11:39am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 9:26am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 1:46am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 3:29am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 10:32am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 10:59am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 2:26am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 10:39am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 11:17am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 11:57am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 8:19am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 9:04am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2021 @ 4:46am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2021 @ 8:51am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 9:12am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 3:26am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 1:48am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 7:07am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 10:34am