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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:10am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:10am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 3:57am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:22am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:24am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 10:28am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:10am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:15am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:07am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 8:16am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:08am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:38am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:00am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:58am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:06am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:16am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 11:54am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:33am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!