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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 4:11am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:48am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:53am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 3:53am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 7:33am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 8:25am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:18am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:28am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:30am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:27am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:20am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 12:38am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:13am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 5:09am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 5:43am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 5:47am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 6:59am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 7:13am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 7:16am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:24am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:32am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 6:30am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am