𝖀𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖑 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖊𝖎𝖓 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖎𝖘𝖙
𝕯𝖗𝖚𝖒 𝖐𝖆𝖓𝖓 𝖎𝖍𝖓 𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖐𝖊𝖎𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖊𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖊𝖓
𝕰𝖘 𝖐𝖆𝖓𝖓 𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝕭𝖊𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖚𝖗
𝕯𝖆𝖘 𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖐 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖊𝖎𝖓
𝕯𝖗𝖚𝖒 𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖘, 𝖟𝖜𝖊𝖎, 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖎, 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖒 𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖘, 𝖟𝖜𝖊𝖎, 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖎
𝖂𝖔 𝖉𝖊𝖎𝖓 𝕻𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖟𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖊 𝖎𝖘𝖙
𝕽𝖊𝖎𝖍 𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖊𝖎𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝕬𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖙
𝖂𝖊𝖎𝖑 𝖉𝖚 𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖊𝖎𝖓 𝕬𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖎𝖘𝖙

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Do you honestly think you're a REAL gamer? Well sorry to break it to you kid, but you AREN'T. You're just a poser. Pond scum. The bloody PULP I scrape off my combat boots after shutting you down in a 1v1 Rust No Scope Sniper Battle. Name ANY game, I've beat it. I even have a big tiddy game girlfriend streamer. What do YOU have? I have INFINITE funds to draw from. My grandmothers on her deathbed and filly rich. Guess whose upgrading their PC this year? Do you even run Overwatch at 500fps and 6ms Ping like I do? Nope. So shut your worthless virgin, neckbeard ass up. Your days are numbered on the internet. Mark Zuckerberg himself knows you are complete ♥♥♥♥ at EVERY game you play and he told me (we are friends IRL) that hes gonna IP ban you from 4chan AND the internet. Stupid Scrub kid. Get ready to CRY.

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merry christmas bro