hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

In real life I lie and cheat at any and every opportunity just to get ahead.
I wear a corset (man girdle), sport platform shoes, drink Fronti, smoke e-ciggies, buy almond milk to put in my decaf...
I bum puff every joint that's ever been passed to me, and I've never watched reality TV, BUT... . . . . .
When I put on my headset and start up CS:GO, I enter "The Legit Zone".
Every leg/body shot and Negev assist is 1000% real and legit. Every underarm flash? All me.
Because I don't have time to consider my teammates' retinas as I crouch-shift-walk double scoped down Dust 2 long with my Scout.
I have to use all my focus on raw mouse input and nothing else. If you don't like being blinded for the first 5 seconds of every round maybe you shouldn't be looking at the other team though walls, b!tch.

YOURE A GAY XD

Hello just passing by yearly reminder that sex is ok at 16 but anal is only allowed at 18, you're welcome

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