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- DBD is when your teammates are the real killers

- DBD is when otherworldly horrors are getting bullied by neon jacket crackheads

- DBD is when one guy is hiding all game and then complains about killer only hooking others

- DBD is when you are getting stepped on for 4 minutes because you looped well 

- DBD is when before 500 hours you are considered a new player

- DBD is when a dude can play you a guitar just not to get his pelvis crushed 

- DBD is when playing pig everyone tries to touch your nose

- DBD is when it's easier to let everyone die and use a hatch instead of helping them

- DBD is when a guy with a knife moonwalks to bait you out of safety

- DBD is when you're getting stabbed but your team wants to be in a selfie 

- DBD is when being efficient in the objective of your role is considered toxic

- DBD is when a giant clown with a knife and drugs is considered weaker than a doll

- DBD is when pop res corrupt

- DBD is when you watch an 8 hour long video ranking killers by FUN

- DBD is when you delete it just to redownload it two hours later

- DBD is when eyeless, blind killers fear the flashlight

- DBD is when before 5000 hours you are considered intermediate 

- DBD is when you can drag girls to your basement 

- DBD is when a 10 feet-high death machine is a friendly farmer 

- DBD is when getting penetrated two times is OK but the third time is a no-no.

- DBD is when a giant hole in your shoulder is healed by touching it

- DBD is when a giant demon with katana is less deadly than a junkie with crane 

- DBD is when you play with headphones because of MOANS

- DBD is when 4 half-naked men are running around in corn while russian bikini woman chases them

- DBD is when games bugs are only outweighed by its memes

- DBD is when after getting stunned from the wrong side you may get your ass slapped

- DBD is when after getting 4 bills in your lobby the only thing left to do is pray

- DBD is when a teenager can overpower 4 trained police officers

- DBD is when there's flying axes, knifes and MEN

- DBD is when Horror in tags means psychological

- DBD is when games name means inability of its audience to go touch some grass

- DBD is when holding M1/W is considered high skill

- DBD is when after 10000 hours you are maybeee good

Overall highly recommended experience, but may result in your autism 10/10

-Сань, там белка бежит.
-И что?
-Мы в ZPH играем.

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