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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2020 @ 11:55pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2020 @ 11:55pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 1:47am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 10:50pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:09pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2020 @ 11:55pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2019 @ 2:44pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 12:37am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 9:19pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 1:50am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 4:09pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 8:35pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 11:35pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 7:57pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:37am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2020 @ 11:56pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 11:19pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 1:33am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 11:18pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 8:47pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 10:29pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 8:58pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:49pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 9:45pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 1:54am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2019 @ 2:31am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:09pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 6:11pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 11:50pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 8:51pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 9:32pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 7:10pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:16pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 4:35am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.