Recent reviews by danny

who let this game come out unfinished? lmao
edit: new update patched some things including the ability to aim left and right. I wish I was lying lmao.

afk'd so long that the whole player base vanished when I came back.
anyways, back to afk.

Rock? Check.
Stone? Check.
Beer? Check.
Barrels? Check.
Dance floor? Check.
Everything else is extra.

I let my nephew plat this game and he told me he's going to bring a knife to the school field trip.
I think he want's to be a chef just like in the game! Such a sweetheart.

This game is essentially waiting simulator.

No reason to thumbs down, it's free and you get what you asked for. Kinda like those old myspace games but on steam.

Gameplay-
☑ Boobs
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Okay
☐ Bad

Graphics-
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☑ Boobs
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful

Audio
☐ Amazing
☐ Very good
☑ Boobs
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad

Audience
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Boobs
☐ Everyone

Story-
☐ Lovely
☑ Boobs
☐ Average
☐ Not great
☐ None

Difficult-
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☑ Boobs
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

Grind-
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Boobs
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ Insanity

Game Time-
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Boobs
☐ Endless

Price
☑ Boobs
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended

died during the download

beautiful story but if you're not playing the game with a 4x speed mod then you hate yourself

how do I install jiggle physics mod?

DINO NUGGETS