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1 person found this review helpful
48.1 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
microtransactions -> No
live service -> No
battlepasses -> No
gamepass -> No

Rat launcher -> Yes

10/10 will continue launching rats into my enemies
Posted 7 August, 2023.
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94.8 hrs on record (65.8 hrs at review time)
Green man go brr
Posted 1 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Wheres my floss emote!?
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Posted 9 February, 2023. Last edited 9 February, 2023.
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8.1 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Aids
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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30 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Should have been a free update. All this is a few focus trees that should have been in the game anyways. I highly suggest buying it off kinguin or some other 3rd party website.
Posted 14 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
29.6 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Only proper ww2 game out there, doesnt hold a candle to squad though, if this had any proper competition in ww2 it wouldnt last.
Posted 2 December, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Descent DLC, should be free. I highly suggest buying this on kinguin or CDKeys
Posted 15 November, 2022.
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45 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
229.5 hrs on record (151.8 hrs at review time)
Automate making money? Yes
Build stations/industries? Yes
Cleanse the galaxy? Yes
Story? Yes
Sandbox? Yes
Cockpits? Yes
Lag? Yes
Bad AI? Yes
Fun? Yes

Worth a buy? Yes.
Posted 17 August, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
188.7 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
I like chickens.
Posted 17 June, 2022.
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27.0 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
All the people here who bought this video game to admire its surreal cubes have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this video game to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its cubes, to make its rapid cubes destroyable. I have become very familiar with its movements and patterns, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I abolished many cubes. I have grown attached to the downward pull of my tired arms, their desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who play other video games such as VR Chat or Pavlov..

I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of cubes. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of cube destruction, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of obliterating cubes. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion.

Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has mastered cube destruction can bear any object less powerful, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary.

Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Cubes expand the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased strength, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions?

Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary video game. This video game has the potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet destroyed cubes will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal speed and strength, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the cubes will shift their expectations of speed and strength accordingly.

To give this video game a rating of anything less than a thumbs up would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most fast and sweaty video game of our century? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this video game: good job on the cubes. They sure are quick.

I sit here with my swollen arms and dislocated wrists, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as these cubes will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.


Jokes aside the developers are horrible. Every update breaks mods and currently i havent been able to play for months because nothing outside of the campaign would work. Ive completely uninstalled all mods and freshly installed beatsaber and yet NODES STILL DONT WORK! In VANNILA! I would refund if i still could because now im left with an unplayable game with or without mods. Ive tried for countless hours to get at least the vannila game to work but to no avail. This review used to be positive but with the 0 ♥♥♥♥♥ given attitude from the devs ive decided to change it.
Posted 19 May, 2022. Last edited 31 July, 2022.
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