friendly guy
we can be friends
for future games

Piss off Tf2 traders/robots

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Guys What the ♥♥♥♥

3 days later…

“OH Mario we had a lot of sex I think it was 3 days thank you Mario but Im afraid that the lust star has wore off and I have the muchroom kingdom to rule don’t I!!!!” Peach said to Mario sweetly. Mario said “Here we gooo!!!!” And went back to the pipe house, Luigi wouldn’t belive what Mario was about to tell him!

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They both touch the star at the same time and it glowed and it stopped glowing. Mario and Peach look at each other with love gazes, hte star they triggered was the fable LUST STAR that makes the 2 people who touch it want to have sex with each other.

“Oh Mario you Sexy ♥♥♥♥♥” Peach growled with love and lust at Mario who was naked and haveing sex with Peach……. then a toad walked into the room and Peach said “♥♥♥♥ you” and stabed the toad in the heart with her high heels.

“Hoo hoo” Mario grabbed a wing cap from the power star and flew to peach’s castle.

He met Peach on the castle bridge… “Thank u for saving me… I’ve baked a cake for Mario”. They all smile. THen Peach whisper into Mario’s ear “come to my catle I have something to show you. (winks)”

Peach and Mario went into Peach’s bedroom, Peach showed Mario a shiny star object. “MArio this is the 121st pwoer star, it is so big that two people must hold it to activate it’s power. Mario I want to activate the 121 star’s power with you.”

“GWARRRRR YOULL NEVER DEFEAT ME MARIO. YOULL NEVER BEAT ME MARIO. NOT IN A 10000000 YEARS.” Bowser roarted at the top of his lung’s.

“So longy Bowser!” Mario grabed Bowser’s tail and throwed him into the spike ball. It exploded with a loud boom and Bowser waas thrown to his knee’s. He looked up and Mario stand above him with his shoe ready to crush Bowser’s skull in. This was it Bowser had lost for good… there was no hope. Crack!!!! Mario stomped Bowser’s head off.

Nah.

-head bopping intensifies-

booga booga

I recommend adding me on Skype instead. I never use Steam.

Also, Civ II forever!