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🥒 * 👃 * 📘 * 🌸 * 😺 * 💙 * 📗 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 💗 * 🐟 * 👑 * 🚕 * 🚙 * 🌏 * 🌋
ㅤ* At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
ㅤ* I think, therefore I’m single.
ㅤ* Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
💛 * 🐊 * 👔 * 🍖 * 🎫 * 🥗 * 💃 * 🐝 * 🍆 * 💃 * 🎍 * 📀 * 🍖 * 🥞 * 🎄 * 🍧
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...