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Goop 14 hours ago 
feng shui GENIUS oragami blunt technique wrap folds into a bird and you fly away
Goop 10 Jan @ 3:58pm 
Bonne Maman: The Seasonal Cookbook came out in 2011, 10 days before you joined Steam

I think there's a reason behind this
brady 9 Jan @ 6:07pm 
Why did we join steam on the same exact day in 2011
Goop 6 Jan @ 10:47pm 
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Jenceno 1 Jan @ 4:02pm 
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Goop 28 Dec, 2025 @ 6:01pm 
use your Audio Technica AT-SB727 Sound Burger to play HIGH FODMAP
emil 28 Dec, 2025 @ 10:55am 
Saddam Hussein's hiding spot
│Entrance hidden by
│Bricks and rubble
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6ft ╚╗ ╔╝ │Hussein
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Air vent │ │Fan
d^_^b 27 Dec, 2025 @ 7:21pm 
do yall got lap tops
Goop 27 Dec, 2025 @ 12:49pm 
qwertyuiop asdfghjkjl zxcvbnm

that's what I think personally
emil 26 Dec, 2025 @ 10:36pm 
Love teaming up for games :steamsalty: ,
Love shopping with friends :papyrus: ,
Love running alone :summer2019hare: ,
Love looping music :summer2019horn: ,
Love reading quietly :summercat2023:
doomed user 26 Dec, 2025 @ 4:55pm 
this is The coyote of all time
Goop 23 Dec, 2025 @ 12:57pm 
listening to low FODMAP music
MacDaddyMcFlurry 19 Dec, 2025 @ 1:12pm 
Hahahaha hell yeah
coyotes 18 Dec, 2025 @ 8:28pm 
i wish you could've heard my laugh watching the loot reveal one at a time off you guys
MacDaddyMcFlurry 18 Dec, 2025 @ 8:22pm 
enjoy the light ammo
CrossFrequency 16 Dec, 2025 @ 1:09pm 
Happy Holidays <3
Goop 15 Dec, 2025 @ 5:45pm 
she who has vitamin watered
razr 30 Nov, 2025 @ 9:13pm 
I am an elite procrastinator. When I'm not busy, it's gaming time. If you find me on a game with you, I'll be friendly, if you are too.
Goop 29 Nov, 2025 @ 7:14pm 
Welcome to the SteanCornmunity thanks and Have Fun
Goop 27 Nov, 2025 @ 5:11pm 
Tony Hawk: Most Wanted (2005 video game)
B0nkers 26 Nov, 2025 @ 4:33pm 
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emil 23 Nov, 2025 @ 10:51am 
I began refusing hens cooked with inferior processes. I interrogated waiters, then chose salmon when their answers failed to satisfy me. I ruined family dinners, get togethers with friends, and the office potluck. I simply could not eat chicken cooked by barbarians who failed to spatchcock it. A single bite from a piece of chicken that failed to impart the juicy, extravagant flavor of a spatchcocked bird would send me into an aggressive rant which often ended in tears.

I write this, alone, from a basement apartment with the juices of a properly spatchcocked chicken rolling down my chin. I simply cannot - nay, will not - accept a boring existence outside of the spatchcock lifestyle.

Heed my cautionary tale.
emil 23 Nov, 2025 @ 10:51am 
I used to be happy, healthy, and social. I had a family, I had friends. Until that dark day when my wife asked me to spatchcock a chicken for a recipe. I had never heard of it before.

As I ripped the backbone out of this flightless bird and smashed its pelvis into flat submission with my fist, I had no idea what this revelation would do to me.

For I could never eat any other chicken again. I demanded that all chicken be as absurdly juicy and perfectly cooked as a spatchcocked bird. I accepted nothing less than the tender, perfectly mouthwatering meat of a dead, spineless, spatchcocked hen.
Goop 18 Nov, 2025 @ 10:25pm 
Girl, get your calcium, potassium Magnesium Chloride on and GAME!!!

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, vitamin D, or iron
jaetq65526 15 Nov, 2025 @ 10:18pm 
💣🔚
J.T. 12 Nov, 2025 @ 7:27pm 
pp
emil 6 Nov, 2025 @ 1:23am 
I hate it when people are like: “DON'T BLOW YOUR VAPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY” like ♥♥♥♥♥ first of all it’s not smoke it’s like some other ♥♥♥♥, plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf hoe😂
emil 6 Nov, 2025 @ 1:22am 
A shrimp? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the sea's very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?
Goop 2 Nov, 2025 @ 10:46pm 
this is me telling you to buy more faux plants and do more gay lights
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←暗恋[47b·me]幺.勺girl 30 Oct, 2025 @ 9:45am 
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razr 29 Oct, 2025 @ 5:49pm 
its your ISP calling
Goop 27 Oct, 2025 @ 2:47pm 
proud owner of a gay lazy cat that Hates Monday and Loves Lazagna. his name is Jerry and there is no other cat on earth or in fiction like him 😔
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Goop 10 Oct, 2025 @ 10:57am 
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Goop 8 Oct, 2025 @ 11:31pm 
they need you at the Club Right now!@!
kit 4 Oct, 2025 @ 8:21am 
coyotes
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Goop 9 Sep, 2025 @ 11:28pm 
Horchata!!!!!!!!

Mexican-style horchata recipe
Ingredients

2 Cups long grain white rice
4 Cups cold water
3 Cinnamon sticks (plus 2 more for serving)
2 Cups ice
1 ½ Cups milk
1 (8-oz) can sweetened condensed milk
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract or imitation vanilla flavor
Ground cinnamon for serv
coyotes 1 Sep, 2025 @ 12:20am 
WTF -_-
razr 31 Aug, 2025 @ 5:13pm 
guild wars 2 more like Gay
Dry Beaters Anonymous 20 Aug, 2025 @ 2:17am 
fortnite im pregnant it's raining meatballs
76561199507701784 6 Aug, 2025 @ 1:04pm 
😊👨‍👧
76561199314104175 1 Aug, 2025 @ 1:36pm 
🤚🥶
Goop 31 Jul, 2025 @ 11:06pm 
steve jobs Fortnite
hyena ☆ 28 Jul, 2025 @ 10:17am 
+rep fortnite
kelci 27 Jul, 2025 @ 2:40am 
-rep: i looked at your games, filtered to the ones we both own, and saw that you actually played most of them. now i feel bad about not playing my games.
emil 14 Jul, 2025 @ 1:18am 
Do NOT face Stephen Miller alone when Astral projecting
Today while astral projecting I summoned Miller to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Miller is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
Aran 12 Jul, 2025 @ 8:35pm 
coyote,,,
Goop 10 Jul, 2025 @ 8:32pm 
Explain the Pingas Method please and thank you