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Unlocked 6 Jan, 2014 @ 7:01pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 1:41am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2014 @ 11:00pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2014 @ 10:54pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 1:48am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2014 @ 7:01pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2014 @ 11:55pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 1 May, 2014 @ 2:25am



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.