Hi!

I will be direct. You watch adult content often, and I caught you masturbating. We all do it from time to time. How I did this? Your router was vulnerable. I was able to inject some code into the firmware, and every device connected on the network, including phones, was compromised. Then I set every device available to record with the camera only when you watch adult content. I also got your contact lists, phone numbers, emails, social media contacts, and here is the deal. If you don`t pay me 2800 dollars worth in Ethereum, I will send your masturbation video and search history to all your contacts.

Amount: 1 Ethereum(approximately)

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

ok :(

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STOP TRYING TO TOUCH ME

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guys type +1 if you back me up against him were not leaving

get off my profile ALL OF YOU

He told me his real name years ago, I have it saved as his nickname:
Davy (Biox Lover)

I bet your name isn't even David.

-rep incredibly toxic in dota

enjoy your mute

rate:
7/10
tbh:
tbh...ummm you're pretty funny and cute sometimes
secret:
i wish we would talk more :3

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Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

*farts on profile*

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Clocktwerk. You sound like your dad left your mum at a young age because shes an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥

damn i didnt even notice this til now, much like your presence ingame

finally, someone comes on here to post the truth.

dog sht player who trashtalks like a 12 yr old while his party is sucking his tiny d*ck

davy dovy loves my tablestack complex

i made maps for you bastards i love you all

*plants second flag* hey!!!! look at this flag its okay guys dont listen to this rogue

♥♥♥♥ OFF ♥♥♥♥

who the ♥♥♥♥ is that guy

*plants flag* i declare this profile a space safe for furries :3

aus-zm full of crackheads lmao

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BRYAN YOU ABSOLUTE FLITH LETS 1v1v1v1v1 OUTSIDE MACCAS CARPARK 4PM

I WONT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ I AM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERY DAY the same ♥♥♥♥. ''SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of ♥♥♥♥ I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I ♥♥♥♥ HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO ♥♥♥♥ ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

I WONT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ I AM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERY DAY the same ♥♥♥♥. ''SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of ♥♥♥♥ I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I ♥♥♥♥ HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO ♥♥♥♥ ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

brain I'd bet my house that my Steam account is older than you are.

Brain must give good head. Pedo DOG

HAHAHAHA single-handedly triggered a bunch of 5 year olds, here's some kleenex for all you crying kids HAHAHAHHA

dead set ♥♥♥♥ idgaf that im 15 come to frankston brotha see whos laughing i know bikies

i would like to take this time to apologise to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. THE BATMAN DOES WHATEVER THE ♥♥♥♥ HE WANTS. PS brian you need a working toilet

Imagine having friends. Must be triggering for some people. Batman, apologise to this lad already will ya?

You dun goofed brain! You've been reported to the internet police and they backtraced your IP.

you sure do love saying kids a lot.

another one of your kiddo friends to the rescue? GAHAHAHA pathetic kids

LEH HOO ZER HER

you know, the only people I've ever known to call people kids, are kids.

This is hilarious, bunch of kids HAHAHAHAH

HAHAHHA calling for help from your nerd squad now kid? HAHHAHAHA

brain bro square up rn swing first