Ivan you the man. You were an inspiration in my gaming career and a true friend. Some people would scoff at all of the hours we spent playing video games together, but I would have it no other way. Wishing you the best in all of your future endeavors.

INTRUDER 👽👻 ALERT ⚠, RED 📛 SPY 📷 IS IN THE BASE ❌👨‍❤️‍👨 A RED 🔴 spy 📷 is in the base 👌 ?! Hut-Hut-Hut Protect 🔒 the briefcase 💼👝 ! We need 😩 to protect 🛡⚔ the briefcase 💼👝 ! Yo 👋 a little 👌 help 🆘 here ? Stand 🚹 back 🔙 son 👦. Uuuuh... 1 ❗, 1 🎄, 1 🎄 and uuuuuh... 1 ❗ ! INCOMIIIIIIING ! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhey it’s still 🤞🙌 here clears 📝 throat 🍆👅👀 Gentlemen 🎩 ? TF2 💢🆒🆓 theme 💦 plays 🎮 I 👁 see 👀 the briefcase 👜 is safe 🔒. Yep 👍. Safe 😓 and sound 👂.

I have become the TF2 boomer pubber I've always dreamed to become. Transcendental Euphoria, as I like to call it.

You have a fųckton of waifus and husbandos to choose from, Venti, Fischl, Noelle, Xiangling, Diluc, etc, and you choose the dragon? You have tens of human characters, each one with their own unique personalities and quirks, and you choose the fųcking dragon. Are you fųcking kidding me? You have so many goddąmn fųcking options and you choose the dragon. Out of everything, Rosaria, Razor, hell, even Paimon, and you want to fųck the dragon. Jesus fųck its oddly insulting. I bet you also want to use the Hydro Slime as an onahole or get rawed by a Pyro Regisvine ffs.

imagine being this handsome

Hey, I think I left my socks at your house, can I please have them back? Thanks!