Recent reviews by Bigg Shmoke

'Twuzz awl a dreem, i used to read grimdark magazine
Dark'n'Soul & Eldy Ring, up in Pieta's crimson wings
Slayin' demons to The Wall
Friday the 13th, plunge attack, Mr. Tragic, snarley snarl
I let my soul dark 'til my soul dropped
Tokin' green in Mournstead, choppin' up primate stalks
Way back, when I had the red and black zweihander, Jack
With the skull cap dark mask to match
... and if you don't know, now you know, lampbearer.

Game's as though John Bloodborne & John Darksoul met in a dreary lightless lovecraftian pub at midnight, vomited all over one another in a bathroom stall, and then bumhole fornicated simultaneously, and both gave birth to the same baby at the end of all time as each 'n' every reality decays away, with Slave Knight Gael as the wet nurse. Then the newborn, known simply as Jim Laheympbearer emerged, PS2 controller in hand, mid-way through a GTA San Andreas playthrough, featuring CJ's musculature more jacked than the blue smelter demon, in the midst of doing side activities, like taxiing passersby to destinations, and driving fire engines about. Flying a crop duster and all that jazz. Cycling everywhere, with the grove street calves, certified hood lungs respiration happening. The C in CJ stands for cardio. Gno'm'sayin' see'm'sayin'?

Vampire survivors but you're guts the black pixel swordsman - 10/10 IGN.

YES
but as it's still in early access and the dead levelopers seem awesome, this could of course evolve into
EVEN MORE YES

huge dark souls with horse

you know things have gone awry when the disembodied voice sounds like it's speaking to you in what you can only surmise is an ancient tongue of the cosmic void

Your wanton murdering of innocents reveals you for an amateur. A CGT operative is a professional, we expect better.

Irish lad gets locked up by Brits who are yōkai-worshipping cucklords. Then his leprachaun guardian spirit gets yoinked so he goes to Japan and decides to kill demons for a while - 10/10.