"Oh? You're an evolutionist? Name every monkey."
"Okay."
"No, WAIT---!"

"Sahelanthropus tchadensis
Orrorin tugenensis
Ardipithecus ramidus
Australopithecus anamensis
Australopithecus afarensis
Kenyanthropus platyops
Australopithecus africanus
Australopithecus sediba
Australopithecus garhi
Paranthropus aethiopicus
Paranthropus robustus
Paranthropus boisei
♥♥♥♥ habilis
♥♥♥♥ georgicus
♥♥♥♥ erectus
♥♥♥♥ ergaster
♥♥♥♥ heidelbergensis
♥♥♥♥ naledi
♥♥♥♥ rhodesiensis
♥♥♥♥ rudolfensis
♥♥♥♥ antecessor
♥♥♥♥ denisova
♥♥♥♥ neanderthalensis
♥♥♥♥ floresiensis
♥♥♥♥ luzonensis
♥♥♥♥ longi
♥♥♥♥ sapiens
Gigantopithecus blacki
Oreopithecus bambolii
Pan troglodytes
Pan paniscus
Gorilla gorilla gorilla
Gorilla gorilla diehli
Pongo pygmaeus
Pongo abelii
Pongo tapanuliensis
Pongo hooijeri
Pongo weidenreichi
Pongo brevirostris"