The Great Zakaharif

Once upon a time, there was a spammer.

A decendant of M'aiq, and a sibling to forum posters Joke Train and Iron Will.

Iron and Joke Train often quarred with each other, hoping to get attention from thier grandfather M'aiq. Zakaharif had been the oddball of the group, scoring negatives on his troll posts and never really getting any attention from grandpa.

One day, Joke Train was Permanently Banned from the Team Fortress 2 Discussions for "Trolling".

This raised pride in grandpa M'aiq, and Joke Train had become his new favorite grandson.

Disappointed with the failure Zakaharif had become, grandfather deemed him unworthy of the family and exiled him from General Discussions.

Zakaharif, greatly depressed, moved to the Workshop Discussions in search of a new home.

There, he began his rain of spam. Not too long later, one from the Moderator Clan, tired of Zakaharif's fruitless troll efforts, brought down the Permaban Hammer upon him.


Zakaharif survived with a scratch, a 4 day ban.



We took interest into this natural immunity to a weapon so devestating, so we decided to figure out how this wonder of nature developed that feature.

As we continue to study this topic, we are slowly regaining Zakaharif back to full power over the Steam Community.

He shall finish what our previous master has started.

He has already set forth a new set of rules for all Steam Community peasants to follow:

RULE #1: what
RULE #2: yea
RULE #3: cool