Yay...i won

I fall from sun becuz i so kool

hahaha...thats why its joke
hhahahahaa

Chromex best joke ever! Cause everybody knows its not true cause urs is short!!

My ♥♥♥♥ is 20 inches//

Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup.

Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

Long ago,the 5 great monks of Bangladesh decided to find the funniest joke possible. They went around the world to search what makes the population laugh the most; they went to Denmark, Ireland, Norway, Egypt, Spain, and Hungary. after searching in this regions for a long time, they gave up, as they couldn't walk 10 minutes without someone making fun of their baldness and choice of feminine clothing; the monks then decided to head back home.

At home, 4 of the 5 monks started to go back to their mundane life of meditation, but 1 of the monk did not wish to give up, so he collected the names of the countries they visited and wrote them on a board. At first, they did not make sense, but after the monk put some thought into it, he saw the answer to the question: what is the funniest joke?

He added the first letters of each of the countries names, they spelled out - D-I-N-E-S-H, he ate the letters and after 9 months of pregnancy, he gave birth to the funniest joke ever: DINESH!

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "I don't think I can get hard."

yo mama so FAT that dora can explore her(not urs rashane)