The Aussie legends who fight hard to extend smokos, raise taxes, and drop pingers

The 10 commandments of the cheekycunt:

1. You may not actually be silver, but we're all silver in our hearts.
2. Accept Gaben as your glorious lord and saviour (Geebas too, he's a sick cunt).
3. Dont apologise, just improve. You muppet.
4. Dont let your dreams be dreams.
5. Absolutely under no circumstances are you permitted to engage in the act of doing, revising or learning trigonometry.
6. No worries, just durries.
7. Pay your respects to the native aboriginals of our land. They need all they can get, 98 unleaded is expensive as hell.
8. The disabled toilet is where the good stuffs at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
9. The pools closed due to aids. And stingrays. With aids.
10. Futaloo is best cocksock.

CS:GO ranks to an Australian:
Silver 1 - Durry muncher
Silver 2 - Durry smoker
Silver 3 - Occasional pingers
Silver 4 - Frequent pingers
Silver Elite - Pingers for days
Silver Elite Master - Pinger slinger
Gold Nova 1 - Vegemite on toast
Gold Nova 2 - Vegemite from the jar
Gold Nova 3 - Vegemite on fucking everything
Gold Nova Master - OD on vegemite
Master Guardian - Aboriginal
Master Guardian 2 - Unleaded 98 Aboriginal
Master Guardian Elite - Aboriginal egg lord
Distinguished Master Guardian - Where the fuck is my beer?
Legendary Eagle - Look at the fuckin' bird dard
Legendary Eagle Master - Freedom isn't free
Supreme Master First Class - XXXX Gold drinker
Global Elite - The minister of munted

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