Syath pronouns only please.

I sexually identify as a syath. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring into the red team feeding endlessly. People say to me that a person being a syath is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install anime, shitposting, and team killing personalities on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “syath-kin” and respect my right to bomb from above and die needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a syaphobe and need to check your half-indian privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.