The Way is dark and the path is winding...

COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shalt not bind thine scroll wheel to fire

2. Thou shalt not blame thine Dualies in defeat

3. Thou shalt not bear false Dualies

4. Thou shalt not covet Dualies whilst CT

5. Thou shalt not decieve thine enemy with Dualies

6. Thou shall keep the sabbath, Friday, holy

7. Honour thine Left and thine Right

He who withdraws from the rush scars the names of his brethren, but he who is without the Passage of the Crouch shall bring shame to the Dualies. This duality is essential to the symbiotic nature of the Dualies; one cannot exist without the other. Those who deny the light refuse to see the path before them, and as such, he who leads the blind are the true gatekeepers of the Dualies.

Let us pray

Our Dualies who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy aim
Thy purchase come
Thy will be done
on Grec as it is on Russka,
Give us this map our daily fun,
and forgive us for wasting time,
as we forgive those who waste ours,
and lead us not into campers,
but deliver us from stupidity,
for thine is the path,
and the joy, and the shame,
for ever and ever.

Amen.