http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part7/index.htm

Congratulations, men. You are no longer maggots, ladies, or scum-sucking spineless worms. I am proud to say that I can truly call you all Soldiers. This is a momentous day. Every one of you truly deserves a medal!!

Still waiting for the smoke to clear before the final bodycounts come in, but the war is now over.

As soon as it is announced that we WON, I will relay that inevitable fact to all of you.

Read this, and do it quickly. We have less than one hour to win this war, and we're still just barely ahead.

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3259

This war will be over soon, and the Demomen are just behind us. I want each and every one of you to remember why we're fighting. What we're killing and dying for. We're doing it for HONOR and for a SECRET WEAPON.

Go kick some Demo ass, and don't let me down! CHAAAAARGE!!

It seems we have some new tools of war coming our way! If you haven't already seen these, I suggest you read this ASAP.

http://www.teamfortress.com/soldierupdate/index.htm#item_2

One of these items is going to help our allies in battle, increasing their damage. The other makes US stronger the lower our life is. Either way, pain will be delivered.

The skirt-wearing pansies are getting a new sticky bomb launcher, but that's not going to matter when we're pumping him full of mini-crit rockets and turning him to swiss cheese with our Equalizer!

If this isn't enough to convince you to go out there and give the Demomen all you've got, then you shouldn't be calling yourselves Soldiers! The Soldier will prevail!!

Men, we have a new weapon coming soon! I want you worms to get real familiar with it. Learn to love it. Sleep with it if you have to. I know I will.

If you know your enemy, your weapon, and yourself, then use that weapon to kill the enemy, victory will be assured.

http://www.teamfortress.com/soldierupdate/index.htm#item_1

It seems all the Demomen got was a little sword and shield! Hahahaha. We'll blow them to pieces before they can even get close with this baby.

Now, BACK TO THE WAR!