That's what they all said

Its stiff. That's what she said
Its too tight. That's what he said
Want some cookies. That's what grandma said
Wanna play a board game. That's what Grandpa said
What's that white powder. That's what dad said
What's that moaning. That's what mom said
Let's do stuff together in the dark room. That's what step uncle said
Step aunt is dead.

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