Repent, A*stralium sinners, for The Lord cometh.

For far too long, the devil has plagued faithful MVMers with his evil items of temptation: A*stralium weapons. This is the tool the devil uses to corrupt faithful and good hearted MVMers into evil a*stralium sinners.



What can I do?
To steer your way back into The Lord's light, you must repent against these tools of mind control which the devil attempts to impose upon you, and make a stand against a*stralium weapons. Unfortunately for me, I have once sinned too, by recieving an a*stralium force of nature drop on my 80th tour after being a faithful follower of Our Lord for so long, but have long since not strayed from the path of our lord, being over 1 tours clean of the devil's magic, blessed by The Spirit Of Our Lord through the practice of abstinence.



How do I steer even closer to Our Lord's Light?
The best way to pursue holiness is to denounce evil 3 and 4 crate drops and play the game recieving ONLY 2 crate drops, the way GOD™ intended the game to be played. To have an even closer connection with Our Lord, you must work to obtain the holiest of Specialized Killstreak Fabricators, the greatest of creations of our lord. The closest one can get to Our Lord is with a Specialized Killstreak Tide Turner (Manndarin) Fabricator, as this was his first and most perfect of creations.