Oh no, we're no longer at 100 members! I guess the Twinkie lifestyle was just *too hardcore* for some of our former associates...WELL, YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED!!! We will find replacements, ones who shout the praises of the Twinkie from the tops of the mountains to the bottoms of the oceans, from sea to shining sea! Invite everyone you know!

Attention: the Twinkie Gang is now 100 members strong! That's more than the Bloods and Crips combined! *Don't tell them I said that!*

To celebrate this event, I will be eating cake. You can have some too, if you can find me. Also it's my birthday, so thank you for this gift. It was the best gift I got this year. *sobs*

And if anyone leaves the group so we go back to 99 I will deep fry you in lemon juice.

Thanks to our 100th member, Chopping Broccoli. You get to be player of the week.

Hello, all. You may have noticed that I am pretty much the only person to use the forums. Actually, you probably didn't notice, because no one uses the forums. I think there have only been three posts that I didn't make, and two are from my brother so they don't count. Shoutout to Taco Bully for going the extra mile and posting. You get to be Player of the Week. As for everyone else, you can do whatever, because you're Twinkies and no one bosses you around. But feel free to intoduce yourself in the Twinkie Meet and Greet thread, or just post anything else you please.
Keep it real.

The Twinkie Gang is always looking for some rough and tough individuals to join our ranks. The kind of people who would walk into a bar, sit at said bar, and stare down anyone who looked their way. They would show off their sick tattoos and drink beer after beer, but somehow never quite get wasted. Then, as the pathetic excuse for the local biker gang enters the bar and begins to approach them with malicious intent, they would say in unison, "You clowns best not challenge us." When the gang does foolishly challenge them, they would laugh heartily and beat them senseless with the meat tenderizers that are always concealed within their sleeveless leather jackets. And as they toss the bikers out of the bar, they would raise their fists and proclaim to all, "We are victorious! Beers all around!" If you know anyone who fits this description, please invite them to join our group, as we are always welcoming to new Twinkies.