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All i did was kill all the t's
If I get RDM'ed one more time on my T round I am going to sue the entire MYTHBUSTERS server. I will call my lawyer Johnnie Cochran, then, realizing he is dead, execute 1 of 2 options; 1. Have Chris Rock due an exagerated yet hillarious impersonation of Johnnie Cochran or 2. Reanimate the corpse of Johnnie Cochran using eye of newt and the menstrual blood of a virgin ( I will definately have to look outside of the women of this server for that)
Once one of these two plans is complete I will have either Chris Rock as Johnnie Cochran or re-animated zombie Johnnie Cochran put me on the witness stand and attempt to force a leather glove onto my hand, I will then turn to the slack-jawed half wit jury and show them that the glove does not fit thusly proving my innocence. CASE CLOSED.
What are you? A retarded 14 year old who has never gotten laid?
"Tweet Tweet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 59 minutes ago
I've been on the server twice in the past 5 months and I get complaints. Haha The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ has a point though, it was terribly bad manners on my part to slap your dumb ass (no offense) off of that unsafe roof. I promise that I will work on adding higher safety rails and possibly install a giant net at the bottom of the map so that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ such as yourself won't accidentally fly off into space and smash back into the grown exploding into tiny bits of flesh and stupidity. Next time don't whine like a ♥♥♥♥♥ and you won't get gagged by my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUGE. What are you gonna do? Ban me?"
I'll be back later, guys. Going to dump our server into the fires of Mount Doom in Mordor due to evil overload.