trinketpower

Hallos.

As executive vice president chairturkey elect (self-proclaimed), I would like to put forth a proposal for your deliberation; that is, the abbreviation of our longstanding and illustrious group name, a banner that has prevailed over these past few years in random pubs as a shining bacon of button-mash, to one that is shorter in length and thus more recognisable and up to 100% more caudectomy resilient! Such configurations, for example trktpwr, tkpw, tpwr offer the consumption of fewr vowels, which may otherwise be put towards greater causes of your choosing, whilst retaining a reasonable amount of cheese and baconary.

May skulks burst forth from your lava-fountains,
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