Happy Drizzleday, you fuckboys.

Let's celebrate.


[insert blowhorn here]

Screw holidays, man. Soooooo many. Candy is on sale from Valentine's Day and more are overpriced for Easter Sunday and St. Patrick's Day. So much candy. Diabeetus.

Let's play some games right now! Play TF2 and CS:GO, because that's what's mainstream right now.

Oh, that's right. ESL One Katowice 2015 is on it's quarterfinals this round. Or is it the semi-finals? I don't know. Eh. I'm happy. I got a few drops.

Well, have a good day, I guess. Be careful out there! Don't get raped, and have a good day/night.

Good at Counter-Strike? Want to join a team? Well, we got the place for you! Read the description of the group and message King Lenny!
When we all hit the rank Gold Nova in CS:GO, we will find sponsors and suppliers, then join tournaments for those who want to play in tournaments. We need as many good players as we can get!

bruhhhh 1 year anniversary of our community! We have gone so far over the past year!
I was extremely busy the past few days and I had no chance to update our community about this awesome event.
For this, I will probably be doing a giveaway at some point in the near future. But still, 1 year. I thought this group was originally going to be a small, 10 person group of my friends that went on random TF2 servers to cause havoc and chaos. But now, 262 members. That is a lot. Way more than I expected in 1 year.
Thank you for all the support over the past year and staying with us. We hope you will be here til the end.

1 year = 365 days
1 year = 52 weeks
365 - 52 = 313
262 members
313 - 262 = 51
52 weeks - 51 = 1
one eye in the illuminati symbol
illuminati symbol is a triangle
triangle has 3 sides
it's been 3 days since the one year anniversary of the group
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!11!!!

Happy New Year (or New Year's Eve, depending on where you are)! Television Friend (Payper Duck) is now in 2015. Are you? Comment below!