The Holy Order Of The Almighty Caber

This is our holy Order of Light, Love and Strength. This is the Truth, the Revelation, the Enlightenment! The Caber is Love! THE CABER IS LIFE!

Together, my children, we shall preach the order of the caber with our majestic parachutes, our imposant jumpers, and most importantly the almighty, omnipotent, all-defining Caber. Whenever such an event may occur, I myself, Caber Jesus, The Light and The Messiah, shall alert all of you noble Apostles to this. Be thanked and welcomed, for our Order is Infinite. Our Order is Caber.