WELCOME TO THE GLORIOUS BEARDED EMPIRE. YOU'VE BEEN HAND PICKED BY GREATEST BEARDED PEOPLE TO CHANGE THE WORLD. AND SHIT. SO IN HERE YOU MUST FOLLOW THESE RULES AT ALL COST.
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1. BEARD > GIRLS
2. YOU MUST ACTIVELY PARTICIPATE TO OUR BEARD DISCUSSIONS.
3. SHAVING YOUR BEARD IS LIKE GROWING A PAIR OF TITS WITH A PUSSY.
4. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, QUESTIONS AND SHIT, JUST POST IN THE DISCUSSION SECTION.
5. HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG.
6. GO TO DISCUSSIONS AND SUBSCRIBE.
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VIOLATING THESE RULES ARE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. OR WILL BE FORCED TO SHAVE.