I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY
A STORY ABOUT A MAN ON THE MOST NOBLE OF QUESTS
A QUEST FOR THE TIDDY

ANYWAY, PHIL LIKED TIDDIES BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY MANAGING THE UNIVERSE SO HE HIRED BILLY BAZOOKA TO SEARCH FOR THE TIDDY BILLY BAZOOKA ALSO LOVED TIDDIES AND DEAD WHALES PARTICULARLY IN HIS KITCHEN THANK YOU SO BILLY BAZOOKA AND HIS TRUSTY STEED LENNY LIZARD WERE DOING THE SEX THE GAY BUTTSEX IF YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT I KNOW, I WAS SHOCKED TOO
DAMN WHAT FAGGOTS
SO THE SPACE WHALE DESCENDED UPON BILLY BAZOOKA THE SPACE WHALE OPENED ITS MOUTH AND KIM KARDASHIAN WALKED OUT
THEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH
AND ADOLF HITLER WALKED OUT
AND THEN HE OPENED HIS MOUTH
AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CAME OUT
SONIC FAPPED ALL OVER BILLY BAZOOKA
AND WHEN HE FINALLY CLIMAXED, THE GREAT DR. PHIL CAME OUT DR. PHIL SAID UNTO BILLY BAZOOKA "BRO, YOU SAID YOU LIKED THE TIDDY BRO" AND BILLY BAZOOKA WAS ALL LIKE "BRO I THOUGHT YOU SAID TEDDY" PHIL PIMP SLAPPED BILLY AND SAID "BRO THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T PAY RENT YOU LITTLE SHIT" "AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD TEDDY MATTER? HE'S TOO BUSY BEING ONE OF THE MOST BADASS GHOST PRESIDENTS"
PLZ STOP
ITS CRINGE
BUT THAT'S THE POINT
DON'T WORRY, IT'S ABOUT TO CLIMAX
THEN, TEDDY ROOSEVELT DESCENDED FROM THE MUSTACHE OF DR. PHIL AND HE HAD THE TIDDY
HE HAD THE TEDDY TIDDIES
BILLY BAZOOKA AND DR. PHIL THEN WENT FULL ON BUKKAKE ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT