If you joined this group then you're pretty damn weird.

Can someone tell me what the point of this group is? I honestly have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue...

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An Erotic Short Story

14 Δεκεμβρίου 2016 - Unfunny Valentine | 0 σχόλια

Sweet hungry child, why must you watch me masturbate? Alas my scrotum itches. Can you see that child wistfully wasting his dreams. You found my passion. Bop-it. Shake-it. Pull it. Pass it. But don't turn it on. Take my gratoustious hand in your tiny mouth. Delicious tongue you have teased me again. I couldn't conceive a dream so wet; your bongos make me congo. Please ask my seceratary about nudes and bongos.

Alone but not for long. When the bass drops my panties follow. Christ felt betrayed like sodden bread. Perish from lack of Jumanji, Robbin' graves makes two dozen tears. Amber waves goodbye in the bedroom while Jimmy comes undone. Forever finding his coitus soulmate aka Jimmy Neutron. Popcorn smells cummy to my scummy father. Circus animals trained with whip makes Jimmy breaks toilets help! Find daddy please.

Daddy never came back, but he came hard. This mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Alone at last, though urine still haunts my undies. I discovered more daddies pounding Jimmy. Please stop daddy! Lando lakes is my lubrication when sadness takes back masturbation wait there's some father over yonder why. Can't Amber come undone. Finally I am complete but not until daddy returns.

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I want to die

14 Σεπτεμβρίου 2016 - Unfunny Valentine | 0 σχόλια

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(Wow)
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Peanut butter chocolate flavor
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In the am, it's the flavor I savor
Peanut butter and chocolate too
You know how I do, That's what I wake up to
My Reese's Puffs inspired this rhyme
That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time
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(Saturday night and we in the spot)
Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up!
(Wow)
I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow)
Now my day's on cruise control
(Wow)
I got reese's puffs in my bowl
(Wow)
And just like that I'm on a roll
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
Peanut butter chocolate flavor
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
In the am, it's the flavor I savor
Peanut butter and chocolate too
You know how I do, That's what I wake up to
My Reese's Puffs inspired this rhyme
That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up!
(Wow)
I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow)
Now my day's on cruise control
(Wow)
I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow)
And just like that I'm on a roll
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! (Eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! (Eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! (Eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs! (Eat 'em up, eat 'em up)
('Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya)
Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up!
(Saturday night and we in the spot)
Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up!
(Wow)
I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow)
Now my day's on cruise control
(Wow)
I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
(Wow)
And just like that I'm on a roll
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
Peanut butter chocolate flavor
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
In the am, it's the flavor I savor
Peanut butter and chocolate too
You know how I do, That's what I wake up to
My Reese's Puffs inspired this rhyme
That peanut butter chocolate combination's on time
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!
Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up!
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