Welcome to the best group ever!

This is really such the very best steam group ever. So much, infact... that the owner paid me to wirte this! Not really. I am the owner
Technically I am paying myself.
So yea!

Pewdiepie is jealous, so jealous infact that every subscriber he gets, is just him getting more jealous.

We are the most popular steam courier in the world ever. (Did I spell that right)

We are so well funded by the Dominican Republic and Brazil that we pay all members up to 46 dollars an hour.

We have the most powerful super-computer in the world, all in the compact form of a "17.3 Asus Gaming Laptop.

Doge is the best CoD MLG Player on earth that has and ever will be.

"somtiemz, i just go on cod not 2 get 2 level 9000 prestaeg, but to pwn noobz lol"
-Doge

Join us or our Private Military will unleash havoc onto your home. They will steal your Doritos and Mountain Dew! Don't cross us.

We have been at war at Canada for countless minutes now, and we have pretty much taken Quebec and all the other Cities.

We also have pretty much taken over the 'Luminarty.

And thats our group! I am glad to have you here.

-Louis Black

-Friend Zone