Welcome, young sausage lovers

On this glorious day we cheer and feast for our beloved hero, the one and only Adam Sandler. Only the ones truly inspired by him and the ones blessed with the greasy fortune of a thousand sausages can know the hidden joy behind this day. You my friends, are going to experience such joy, as we do every year. Look forward to your thousand sausages, may you be covered with them up to your luscious hair.