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Always got a massive, thick horse load to empty~
2. Block the single person spamming you
3. Hate on your friends and delete them all
4. Block everybody on Steam
5. Become an Anime fag and watch kawaii school girls commit senseless acts of bestiality.
6. Chuck your computer out the window and give up on lyf
OR You Could... (My short adaption of my life as Tony Abbot)
1. Become Tony Abbot
2. Super saiyan Valve bans you from Steam for being shit at priministering gg vvwp
3. Go back to COD
4. Get the diamond skin
5. Put it on a *noice* snipper
6. And finally get quickscoped by a 12'y who thinks he's the new PewdiePie of YouTube.
7. Get hated on by his 13 subscribers..
8. And then get rekt by his mother who also subscribed
9. A wild Clive Palmer appears
10. Pokes fun at you for your similarities to a toilet, as you are both full of shit
11. Clive Palmer throws a master ball
12. Your spot as prime-minister is stolen and you have no friends because Julia Gillard sat on them
13. You move to China
15. Get a year's supply of chopsticks.......
16. Up your ass
17. Get deported like Bieber
18. Then banned from Australia
19. Start a dolphin hunting business for Japan
20. Buy a harpoon
21. Shoot yourself in the foot
22. Amputate your foot and feed it to a penguin
23. Move to England
24. Become a posh lawyer
25. Decide you hate being a lawyer and move to America
26. Get drafted to Afghan
27. Decide 72 virgins are nicer than the 71 people in your small village..
28. Change your name to Jake Jihadi
29. Tell your mum you love her
30. Cry sadly as she tells you you're adopted
31. ........ Get 360 noscope wallbang headshotted by Julia Gillard's sister, the Afghani war veteran. The bomb blows up everybody dies.
35. Your 72 virgins decide your a lousy bum and go toy with the other Jihadist...
Well played, RAIG, well played.