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please help me

my balls are stuck under a flying cabinet

gaming

sans gun

Maek mOr skINz pLZ

What is audibly rupturing my fellow homo sapien males of phylum chordata

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i see what you did there

Good luck running BMan and Tunnel Divers at the same time Spasman! That would be a bit of a hassle on it's own, and regulating the hackers and bigots on BMan [such as Zebra (I know that because he told me)]. Anyway, keep up the good work and entertaining us!

can anyone help me on were is premium now on the new update? cuz all i see is get premium in the menu

hi i dident realise that this was a thing but im here now

If I was able to run it almost fine while my harddrive was failing last year,then yeah.

I'm curious how well Boringman would perform as a mobile app.

Hi

yo mah friend had the idea of random medkit and ammo kit drops, like they have more places to be, so that all of the annoying people in zombrains won't take them if they have 85 hp.

Hey I've been wondering how to get the boring man badge. I've bought boring man premium and I dont have any card drops, I tried making a booster pack but nothing came up and the community market has nothing too.

A slingshot rifle is a crossbow..

maybe a pulsar gun that shoots a big ball that stays where the cursor is

no not more fire and fry pan is kinda a tf2 thing

can you add these? i thought they were good ideas
My List:
Flamethrower
Freeze gun
Burst fire pistol
Auto pistol
Bullet protection vest (slows)
bat
Spear
Slingshot Rifle?
Smoke grenade
Frying pan

can you send your maps so that they can be added to the game ?

Those bot messages though

@mgorion, spasman reset the game at one point, so i think it happened to everyone. he had a double xp week after tho, so idk.

oh yeah, theres this funny glitch/derp thing that if you enable zombies on survival mode via the mutators, the zombies kill the survival enemies, and w/ rocket madness on, its INSANE

I think that b man should have like a friend system, where you can look at the other persons stats or somthing, but they need to accept the request. Another thing could make it so you could showcase a weapon or screenshot, and have private/public view.

hey spas if you get a chance please talk me about a glitch in boring man. idk whats going on but i lost all my items in boringman that i worked to get out of no where. thankfully premium is still activated but all my weps and stats are gone seemingly... is there a way to get them back? or no?? ):

sure, go for it bud

Spasman, do I have permission to monetize YouTube videos I record that contain Boring Man footage?

Laa dee da.

Spasman Games recommends
"SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY"

Really funny game, its so crazy xD

How can I send a map to spasman, so it can get whitelisted?

hi guys

CONGRATULATIONS! u brung such a good and childhood re-living game, thanks so much! just 1 question... how do you get gold weapons? do you need to get first all 70 weapons and then golden?

Congratulations on the game!

Congrats ^-^

Congrats on getting your game on steam.

Does anyone else like me always use the sword as a main. I got a lot of kills with the sword on a server and people started to use it and I still killed them XD.

@DUDE
Or at least 'Epic Man'

i like the game

can someone help me, i don't know how to play boring man after i download it

i want to kiss your ass spasbrp

is there anyway to get back old memory from boring man
i had to reset my pc and ive lost boring man ,got it back but i want to get my weapons back

call boring man fucking epic man!

I wish I was a dev... *sigh*

Boring man 10 out of 10