Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...
Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency....
Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

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[JARRING CHORD] Cushions!

14 de Dezembro de 2007 - Smellbow | 0 comentários

Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?

Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of.

Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!

[JARRING CHORD]

[Biggles holds out two ordinary modern household cushions]

Biggles: Here they are, lord.

Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about.

Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

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The Comfy chair

12 de Dezembro de 2007 - grey_painter | 0 comentários

Quick fetch it immediately! And the fluffy cushions too!

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