The Democratic People's Republic of The Great Spang (Spangclan).

The Democratic People's Republic of the Great Spang, or Spangclan, is a formal group designed for only the true followers of our lord and savior, Spangbob.


This group can be used as a rehabilitation course for our supporters that are beginning to have doubt about our lord, Spangbob, it can be used for true believers to further gain enlightenment, and it can be used to bring in new followers so as to further gain power for our new world order.


Le Flipper is an easy to use and comedic diversion that we can use to hide Spangclan from the authorities, as we do not want intervention from armed forces in our new world order.


To enter Spangclan you will need to prove to us that you truely submit to our beliefs about the coming of the great spang. Add and message the administrator of Spangclan of your submission to us, meet him in person if you know him, or comment on his profile of your request for true enlightenment. If you do this you will have a higher chance of being accepted to Spangclan, however you could take the form, (See "Join Spangclan" below), without alerting the administrator of Spangclan first.


There are three stages of disloyalty that you may be punished for. Stage one is not truely believing in Spangbob. If you are discovered to not truely beieve in Spangbob once you join Spangclan, you will be kicked from all Spangclan supporting groups. This may be changed once you go through our rehabilitation program. Stage two is petty physical or psychological damage to any Spangclan members. This will be followed by a trial against you which may result in 5 years imprisonment, or, if we are unable to do so, you will be hacked. The final stage of Spangclan disloyalty is the murder, dismemberment, doxing, or mental traumatizing of any/all Spangclan members. This will result in a firing squad of the Spang to be sent to your residence, and you will be promptly arrested or killed.


The rehabilitation course is a course that involves meeting with a confirmed believer of Spangbob, and having your beliefs reinstated. You will then take a google form that will be submitted to me, (See "Rehabilitation Form" below). If you fail to complete your rehabilitation, you will be permanently banned from all Spangclan social websites/social media groups.


Report Spang Atheists by clicking here! [docs.google.com]


More information will most likely be placed here later. We hope you enjoy your stay at Spangclan!

Official Spangclan Website[www.spangclan.wordpress.com]
Rehabilitation Form[docs.google.com]
Join Spangclan[docs.google.com]