Please for the love of god invite this guy to this group.
If any of you have the time, here's why:
My comments on him

More of his salt

Salt towards someone who wants a friend

★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★ℳerry *★* 。*˛.˛°.˛*.˛°˛.˛°.˛*.˛°˛.˛°.˛*.˛°˛.˛
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* ℭhristmas*★ 。*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.˛°.˛*.˛°˛.˛°.˛*
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.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼*. ˛* ℋappy New Year*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.˛°.*
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬

Stay salty

Well you guys did it. We are 100 people strong. Today, we will never be known as a small group of idiots, we will be known as 100 salty people with an ego higher than Justin Bieber's! Keep inviting friends and keep this place salty. You know the salt is taking over, get your friends here before they die of a heart attack!
Stay salty

When this group reaches 100 people, I will raffle off beaucoup de sel (lots of salt)! No, literally, I will raffle of bags of salt directly from the salt mine shipped to your doorsteps. You are expected to gulp those bags of salt into your digestive systems quickly or else you will not be considered a Divine Salt God! Please support the cause for NaCl proliferation!

Don't forget to invite your friends and any salty people that you meet to this group!

Stay salty.