“Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.“

1st rule: You do not talk about Fight Club.
2nd rule: You do not talk about Fight Club.
3rd rule: If someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
4th rule: Only two guys to a fight.
5th rule: One fight at a time.
6th rule: No shirts, no shoes.
7th rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th rule: If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.