Welcome aboard NS. We all hope this ship will sink very soon and we will all drown to the deepest point of the 7 seas. Now on another topic. If you want to talk to a bunch sad and depressive fucks you are free to join in our discord server (https://discord.gg/yDB8pj8). In there you will see a lot of shitty and useless channels you will rarely check, unless you see a notification that someone @ you in that channel and you realize that it was an @everyone, BUT ANYWAYS, there will also be a bunch of voice chats that you can use, which let's be honest here, no one will use except for the "Staff room"...

Next topic is the most active members of our group. So, first of all, there is me, a depressive cunt who is waiting for his PC upgrade since the dawn of time and literally spends most of the time inside the Discord VC to annoy anyone who joins the room with mindless earrape and shitty quality banjo music. Then we have Rami, our host of the 8th world wonder (His nose) and being the THICCest man in the universe. He spends most of his time now at the gym, trying to lose his weight and gain muscles, but sadly all he lost is his pride for how THICC he really is, damn I miss that old bastard, but because of that, we can always blame him on Rocket League for every move, action, or even breath he takes with saying his name repeatedly. Next, we have Dellins, one of the toughest nooggers I have ever seen in my life, he is also the best out of our group at anything, including dick sucking. You can give him any task in this world and he will master it in about a day and then complain why do we suck so much and will start playing only with the people he seems fit, that is if he is playing in comp. I would talk about him more but I am afraid that he will beat me up in RuneScape and irl so I will stop here. And now comes one of the nicest people that the world has to offer otherwise known as Mike!.. wait that's wrong, ScrLuk or how I called him when I first met him, Bob the builder or just simply Bob! (It was because I couldn't pronounce his name back in the day). I believe that if I am not wrong, ScrLuk is the strongest one (Muscle wise) even though he is the shortest one out of the group, but I guess that makes sense if you don't want to get bullied. Bob also like I already said is the most innocent out of the whole group, and I even tricked him once to search up some naughty things because he was sure it won't come up... What a fool he was. Up coming next is NotSeif, an Egyptian which never comes online on school days because he studies 24/7, even on vacations. Honestly, I have no idea how is he still able to look at another person without seeing any physics equations. He also is the most awkward in the group, that is with new people so if you ever speak with him, make sure you speak to him with the highest respect and remind him that Egypt was and is the best country of the world...

Jesus Christ, I will say this, is hard to write now. I first wanted to write a short joke of some kind on the announcement board, but now it has evolved to an idiotc letter of some sorts. Anyways I am taking this paragraph as a break from thinking about my friend when you think too much of them you will get a tumour of some sorts. Talking about Tumours, I remember making an April fools joke to Rami that I had lung cancer and he fell for it hard, he was so sad. And it was not too long time ago when we met... Now that I think of It, I have no clue how this group stayed up for what now, 3 years? Like I met the Fat bastard in CS:GO and we decided to add each other because we where messing around with negeves, and from my side because he had a youtube channel on which I want to take apart (Sorry Rami, our friendship started as a fucking youtube hoax of some kind) But after that we somehow clicked and decided to chat again on steam. Then afterwards he met the other pals also through CS:GO and we all met together and started messing around in a bunch of different games... (To be continued, maybe who the fuck knows I might be too lazy to make another thing like this, not that a lot of people would read this, but hey those who do welcome and thank you for letting me know that you are willing to read someone's article about his and his pals life other than finishing an important chore/homework of yours)

Anyways the other member of the family of retards is Rapolas, or as none lithuanians know him, Ralph. He is a sad person that I met in my school and decided to stick around with him (Because dumb minds think alike (Mes esame durniai vienu zodziu)). Ralph is the one in the group that gets bullied a lot and cries about it after the bullying has been completed, we though tell him that it's all a joke. The next interesting fact about his that he is a gun nut and that if you will ever get him as your teacher, I recomend not asking him anything, because as soon as you make a mistake he will shout at you for not knowing the obvious, all though, sometimes he doesn't know jack shit himself so you can get your way when you see him fall. And lastly, the person that I am not too lazy to write about is GreenTheCat or how she loves to be called, Jess (Make sure to call her Jess whenever you see her, never call her Cat). This wonderful, depressed, and a suicidal person I met at the game of Overwatch with his other pal, then decided to add her because fuck off I was bored. Next thing that happened she joined up our discord channel and we integrated her to our group because of variety. Oh also there is Lee.

Now I would add more about this group but it's literally 5 AM and besides, if you are reading this you should also go sleep because you are really wasting your time reading this thing. Nonetheless, welcome aboard and I hope to see you on the discord, so we could roast or get roasted by you. Go fuck yourself.

- D-Dom