let that boy cook

"Ok, ok, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... I leave for 2 hours, and watch Johnny Depp go on a killing spree, and I come back, and find everything ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to all hell.

The couch is on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire,
Narry's balls are hanging on a lamp,
Mormon Jesus' neck is snapped,
Fried Butter is dead of an OD,
and I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ admin, while everyone else is.

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ MAN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥

DO I GOTTA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUMP IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH JUST TO GET ADMIN!?

I MEAN ALL I SEE HERE IN THE PAST 2 HOURS IS INSANE ♥♥♥♥ YO ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥ YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE
EVERYONE INVOLVED BECOMES A SUPERHERO WHO DOES NOTHING BUT FAIL AT FAILING TO FAIL THE FAILING GAME OF EPIC FAIL

AND HERE I AM, WANDERING AROUND, MACHETE IN HAND, CUTTING OFF SOME GUY'S THUMBS BECAUSE HE BET HE COULD PLAY CoD4 ON XBOX WITHOUT THEM, AND STILL WIN A FREE-FOR-ALL MATCH.

YOU KNOW WHAT!? SCREW THIS. SCREW ALL OF THIS. I HAVE A BOTTLE OF JACK DAGNALS, I'M GONNA GRAB IT, I'M GONNA DRINK IT, AND I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ YOUR DOG." - Immortal Idiot posted on March 23, 2012 @ 10:43pm

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