How to get into prem ft. Pistolvania

Hello fellas'! You may already know me as "the tf2lobby sniper of doom" or "The king of Cp_orange". If you have seen my crazy gameplay and wants some POV demos, then you came to the right place, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Don't worry my fanboys, I am always open for signing weapons for you guys.

Allright incase you do not know about me, here is a short and sweet description of my fantastic life.

I am probably the only Latino/Scandinavian person in entire Oslo and i always like show-offing my mexican nationallity 8). I am a such a bad boy yaknowwhatamsayin? Like in my spare time I like doing extremly dangerous stuff such as Grafitti and smoking wEEd (dont try this amateurs, is very lethal!) Otherwise than that I like pretending that I do have a social life to my teamates while I am infact the guy who got most TF2 hours and the guy who got 2k sniper rifle kills in one day, #11hoursstraight, #noregrets.

I sadly got picked up by Snooki to join the bad highlander team called The Jokes On Us. Even though I like playing on the team I felt that I didnt fit in. My skill compared my teamates skills (this goes for you "cayrt") was just too big of a difference. Luckily Blooztah salvaged me by offering Main sniper in both Baculum hl team and The DugongSuperSquad. I believe that I am the best sniper in entire Scandinavia.. HURRR. Lol why did even Fanny get to represent Norway as Sniper in hl nations cup #2, when you got this guy right here?

When thinkink about all the sick and crazy stuff I do everyday in my interesting life, it is quite hard imagining that I am such a nice guy.
People fear me quite alot, and I can understand why. I am also officially called "The Wizard of Hovseter" cause of my amazing hacking and cracking skills on computers..BETTER WATCH OUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Pasting long chains of binds about urban rapsongs in the chatlog on Skial Badwater is also one thing I really love doing. I simply got a bind for everything that would occur to me if I would die of something. Usually when I die, it's mostly because of bad ping or bad hitreg which I always have to complain about.

Well, I guess that is everything. Contact me for free weapon signing or Sniper Mentoring if I have time (I am mostly busy partying and getting slapped by girls for being so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rude towards them).

Untill then, cya!
-Disregards headshots 2013-
Pistolvania, Div 1-2 Sniper