THE 'OFFICIAL' MAKES IT SOUND REALLY BIG AND IMPORTANT.

BUT YOU LOOK AT MY BLUNT AND YOU LOOK AT YOURS, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO PUFF PUFF PASSIN WITH ANOTHER TOKER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF GETTIN DANK WEED. BUT I'M A WEED CONNOISSEUR AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, OF NOT GETTIN THE GOOD SHIT. AND THEN YOU ADD MY EDIBLES TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THIS EVENING ON 4/20, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF BEING THE DANKEST, BUT I... I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF BEING THE DANKEST, BECAUSE YOUR BLUNT KNOWS IT CAN'T BEAT MINE AND IT'S NOT EVEN GONNA LIGHT! SO BRO, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF HAVING THE DANKEST WEED ON 4/20. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE-ON-ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING ON 4/20. SEE BRO, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DANK FOR ME ON 4/20.