If you love GIRU GIRU you are at the right place!

Things you should know about GIRU GIRU:

1. GIRU GIRU has over 5k hours on Chivalry Medieval Warfare. 2k of those hours he spent on playing LTS with noobs who disliked his pure feinting skills. The rest 3k hours he was AFK. (people wonder if he ever had time to lead a clan and scrim!)
2. GIRU GIRU is 1.56m in height but it doesnt make him less tough.
3. GIRU GIRU is every pedobears dream: looks like 14, but he's legal.
4. GIRU GIRU isnt shittalking. He trolls.
5. GIRU GIRU has beef with Rag, because he is the only one who tells Rag that he lags.
6. GIRU GIRU gets ffaed by the whole server, because and i quote "i p00d on those noobs, so they group up on me because they can't 1 v 1 me" - GIRU 2k16.
7. GIRU GIRU's pubic hair is afraid of GIRU, so it doesnt grow.
8. GIRU GIRU's best friend is c0ss, who is a big business man. He raised 25€ the last 5 years BY SELLING STEAM CARDS. Teach us c0ss.
9. GIRU GIRU can't be triggered by anyone, except if u are Najo or Pug.
10. GIRU GIRU can hold 2 guns simultaneously. TAKE CARE.
11. GIRU GIRU triggers other people on TS, which lifts his spirit.
12. GIRU GIRU has no comebacks. If you roast him = you shittalk. GIRU finds that funny.
13. GIRU GIRU is from Cyprus, which makes him Cypriot (Greek).
14. GIRU GIRU is going to leave a wonderful comment.
15. GIRU GIRU streams his ultimate shittalk (oops sorry, meant troll) skills on twitch. P.S. you dont wanna miss this. (almost everyday from 5 pm to 5 am, he usually works from 5 am to 5 pm)
16. GIRU GIRU hits the gym everyday in his dreams. He beats up Ronin and all the C:MW community if he wants. (as said: in his dreams)
17. GIRU GIRU claims the name Vikings because he issued a patent on that name.
18. GIRU GIRU gives stoners a reason to laugh.
19. GIRU GIRU isn't trained, but he has a very specific set of skills! He will find me! And he will kill me!
20. GIRU GIRU will say and i quote "this group is made by noob Ronin! He is jealous of me and so is everyone else who joins this group! Those raterds!!!"
21. GIRU GIRU walks around in the supermarket and security asks him if he is looking for his mom or dad.
22. GIRU GIRU drinks "beer". He holds it like its a dik, to practice his hand skills and probably more. Enjoy this show on his next stream!
23. GIRU GIRU isnt considered a virgin anymore. He got loads of experience throughout the years by masterbatin.
24. GIRU GIRU is legit rank 60. He rank boosted, which is legit.
25. GIRU GIRU never lies. Read above.
26. GIRU GIRU wears the same shirt for 7 days, because he can!


1."Hi this is GIRU GIRU and today im gonna teach you how to kill youself".
2."Ronin is jealous that i didn't let him in my VK. I wouldn't let him anyway".


The more fans you guys find, the better!
Praise GIRU GIRU!
God Bless GIRU GIRU!

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