What's-Your-Face *melee weapon* Primary/Secondary n00b

A finalisation of Team Fortress 2 class speeds

133% - Scout
107% - Medic
100% - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Pyro
93% - Demoman
80% - Soldier
77% - Heavy Weapons Guy (27% when spinning barrel)

All melee weapons (except for the Scout's baseball bat) crit for 195.

Spy Disguises:

Don't disguise as, unless wanting to humiliate bad teams:
Spy - To the enemy, you will not have: "Disguised as"
Medic - No ÜberCharge meter, Speed (generally overlooked)
Scout - Speed and Doublejump
Heavy - Bad idea, generally only found on the front line.

Disguise as:
Pyro - Good in places that are ambush locations
Demoman - stickying locations, waiting for someone to come around
Engineer - managing buildings
Sniper - Staying out of the action to avoid damage

Engineer Build Times:
Sentry Gun - 10 seconds
Dispenser - 20 seconds
Teleporter (Entrance/Exit) - 20 seconds

Can be doubled when whacked with wrench, and piles on if other engineers whack it with a wrench also.

Spy Tip: Do not use the same disguise twice, and wait at least 3 seconds after your target for assassination is dead, to disguise and to keep the enemy guessing.

Soldier/Demoman Tip: Try to rocket/bombjump everywhere. It provides a faster way to get there and a faster way for nearby Medics to get their ÜberCharge meter up.

If you're having trouble writing: get a microphone. It's easier to use and more faster to use, rather than standing in one location, typing, as it can result in a backstab or a headshot.

Melee crits - From a game verses bots, melee crits happen more often when you are facing behind the enemy, like a spy's backstab.

Umm...

Yeah.